Chelsea White
You'll never guess who took this photo. None other than the beautiful woman looking back at you - Chelsea White, a 21-year-old British model turned photographer. “I started taking pictures about a year ago," she says. "I went out and bought a $3,200 camera - after which I thought, I'm going to have to stick with this now! Luckily, I got hooked." In the past 12 months she has shot several 2011 caldendars and a slew of magazine covers. Her subjects include U.K. starlets Lauren Pope and Imogen Thomas and 2007 Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood. "I do shoot men, but I feel more comfortable photographing women. The girls feel comfortable with me too, which lets me get more out of them." See more of Chelsea's work at chelseawhite.co.uk.
You'll never guess who took this photo . None other than the beautiful woman looking back at you - Chelsea White, a 21-year-old British model turned photographer . “ I started taking pictures about a year ago," she says . " I went out and bought a $3,200 camera - after which I thought , I'm going to have to stick with this now ! Luckily , I got hooked ." In the past 12 months she has shot several 2011 caldendars and a slew of magazine covers . Her subjects include U.K. starlets Lauren Pope and Imogen Thomas and 2007 Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood . " I do shoot men , but I feel more comfortable photographing women . The girls feel comfortable with me too , which lets me get more out of them ." See more of Chelsea's work at chelseawhite.co.uk .
- which I though (a $3,200 camera) after
- none other than ~ : 다름 아닌 ~인 / get hooked : ~에 빠지다 / a slew of : 많은
Screen Play
The Ultimate Cyber-Library
Imagine having every PLAYBOY ever published, in one neat library. Now imagine that library shrinking enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Forget the human genome, this is serious technological innovation. The new Playboy Cover to Cover hard drive ($300, playboystore.com) plugs into your computer and offers every issue from 1953 through 2010, with keyword searchability. The women, the words, the legend.....
The Ultimate Cyber-Library
Imagine having every PLAYBOY ever published, in one neat library . Now imagine that library shrinking enough to fit in the palm of your hand . Forget the human genome , this is serious technological innovation . The new Playboy Cover to Cover hard drive ($300, playboystore.com) plugs into your computer and offers every issue from 1953 through 2010, with keyword searchability . The women, the words, the legend .....
- imagine + ing : (과거)를 상상하다
- shrink : 줄어들게 하다 / human genome : 인간 유전체 / cover to cover : 처음부터 끝까지 / legend : 전설, (그림 등의) 제목, 성인 이야기
Humor
From the moment I met Bill, on my flight from Tucson to Dallas, I knew he was the perfect man. When most women rattle off a potential mate's must-have qualities, they usually include a decent job, sense of humor, good looks, a tongue with Parkinson's disease. My priorities are always a little different. "You have no computer and no cell phone at all?" I asked incredulously. "Nope," Bill shook his head, smiling. Bill, it turns out, was a member of the rare species of men known as Homo technophobiens. And if he played his cards right with me, he'd soon be Homo erectus.
From the moment I met Bill , on my flight from Tucson to Dallas , I knew he was the perfect man . When most women rattle off a potential mate's must-have qualities , they usually include a decent job , sense of humor, good looks, a tongue with Parkinson's disease . My priorities are always a little different . " You have no computer and no cell phone at all ?" I asked incredulously . "Nope," Bill shook his head, smiling . Bill, it turns out, was a member of the rare species of men known as Homo technophobiens . And if he played his cards right with me , he'd soon be Homo erectus .
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- rattle something off : (기억하고 있는 내용을) 줄줄 말하다 / a tongue with Parkinson's disease : 파킨슨 병에 관한 언변(전문적인 지식) / incredulously : 의심하듯이 / Homo techonphobien : 첨단기술을 배우는 것을 두려워하는 사람 / Homo erectus : 호모 에렉투스(직립 원인) /
I moved as close to him as our first-class seats would allow. Bill went on to tell me he was Native American and didn't believe in modern technology. Whoa! A handsome 45-year-old man who didn't have a douchey screen name like machostudd69? A guy who had never heard the words "Your mail-box is full" except when the Sears catalog came? By the time that flight was over, in my mind I was the future Mrs. Dances With Wolves, and I was this close to taking out his Little Bighorn right there on the plane.
I moved as close to him as our first-class seats would allow . Bill went on to tell me he was Native American and didn't believe in modern technology . Whoa ! A handsome 45-year-old man who didn't have a douchey screen name like machostudd69? A guy who had never heard the words "Your mail-box is full" except when the Sears catalog came? By the time that flight was over , in my mind I was the future Mrs. Dances With Wolves , and I was this close to taking out his Little Bighorn right there on the plane .
- as ‘형/부사’ as S + V : S가 V할 만큼 ‘형/부사’하게
- whoa : (감탄사) 우와 / douchey : 무려한 말의 / screen name : 닉네임
Why did I get so jazzed at Bill's lack of electronic savvy? The answer is easy: I was fresh out of the craziest relationship of my life, and I was looking for its opposite. My ex, Tommy, was an online playa who used the Net to stimulate his nads. He was the Don Juan of the web, the log-on lothario, the Adonis of AOL.
Why did I get so jazzed at Bill's lack of electronic savvy? The answer is easy : I was fresh out of the craziest relationship of my life , and I was looking for its opposite . My ex, Tommy , was an online playa who used the Net to stimulate his nads . He was the Don Juan of the web, the log-on lothario , the Adonis of AOL .
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- jazzed : 활기찬 재미있는 / savvy : (실용적인) 지식, 상식, 요령 / nads : (속어) 고환 / Don Juan : (비격식) 호색한 / lothario : 바람둥이 / Adonis : 미소년 / AOL : absent over leave 휴가결근
I never had the feeling Tommy was completely loyal to me. Maybe it was my insecurity, or maybe it was because whenever he heard " You've got mail," he got an erection. In any case, whenever I was with him, I kept one eye on him and the other on his computer. One Saturday morning when Tommy was snoring like an Irishman on March 18, I tiptoed over to his computer and started reading.
I never had the feeling Tommy was completely loyal to me . Maybe it was my insecurity , or maybe it was because whenever he heard " You've got mail," he got an erection . In any case , whenever I was with him , I kept one eye on him and the other on his computer . One Saturday morning when Tommy was snoring like an Irishman on March 18 , I tiptoed over to his computer and started reading .
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- erection : 발기 / snore : 코를 골다 / tiptoe : 발끝으로 살금살금 걷다
There, among a smattering of missives from friends and family, was what I had suspected all along. Endless strings of correspondence with more than a dozen women "friends" who were clearly much more. I mean, I've had lots of friends before, but never once has a "friend" sent me pictures of her snatch. Okay, once, but I immediately deleted Barbara Walters from my friends list. But seriously, Tommy's in-box was full of-box! And breasts! There were more boobs than the cast of Jersey Shore.
There, among a smattering of missives from friends and family , was what I had suspected all along . Endless strings of correspondence with more than a dozen women "friends" who were clearly much more . I mean, I've had lots of friends before , but never once has a "friend" sent me pictures of her snatch . Okay, once, but I immediately deleted Barbara Walters from my friends list . But seriously , Tommy's in-box was full of - box! And breasts ! There were more boobs than the cast of Jersey Shore .
- Jersey Shore : 20대 이탈리안 미국인 남녀 8명의 사랑과 질투와 갈등을 담은 TV 프로그램
- a smattering of : 조금 / missive : 편지 / snatch : 잡아챔, 성교, 질, 여자
Before the advent of computers it used to be if you feared your boyfriend might cheat, you kept him home. Nowadays, that's the worst place he could be. Let me explain: If I'm dating a guy, he usually has quirky looks - more George Costanza than George Clooney. So when he's out, he flirts only with women who are attractive, and Brad Pitt-iful doesn't get far with that type. But online it's a whole different story. Any guy can pretend he still looks like his college rugby photo and suddenly he's the McDreamy of Match.com. What guy doesn't seem better when you can't smell him?
Before the advent of computers it used to be if you feared your boyfriend might cheat , you kept him home . Nowadays , that's the worst place he could be . Let me explain : If I'm dating a guy , he usually has quirky looks - more George Costanza than George Clooney . So when he's out , he flirts only with women who are attractive , and Brad Pitt-iful doesn't get far with that type . But online it's a whole different story . Any guy can pretend he still looks like his college rugby photo and suddenly he's the McDreamy of Match.com . What guy doesn't seem better when you can't smell him?
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- quirky : 변덕스러운 / flirt : 추파를 던지다 / get far : (사태가) 발전하다
Don't get me wrong: I'm no prude. Taylor Swift I am not. Flirting is par of life that folks - married or single - can enjoy with no guilt, and checking people out online is not cheating any more than checking people out at the mall is. (Although, if you enjoy masturbating while checking people out, stick to doing it online. Mall security hates that.) However, banging someone you met online is cheating. If you're in a relationship, turn off the computer and love the one you're with. Remember the grass is always greener when you don't have to hear the sound of her annoying voice.
Don't get me wrong : I'm no prude . Taylor Swift I am not . Flirting is par of life that folks - married or single - can enjoy with no guilt , and checking people out online is not cheating any more than checking people out at the mall is . ( Although, if you enjoy masturbating while checking people out , stick to doing it online . Mall security hates that .) However , banging someone you met online is cheating . If you're in a relationship , turn off the computer and love the one you're with . Remember the grass is always greener when you don't have to hear the sound of her annoying voice .
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- prude : 내숭을 떠는 사람 / Taylor Swift : 가수 겸, 영화배우 / stick to : ~을 계속하다 / bang : (속어) 여자와 섹스를 하다, 쾅하고 치다[때리다] / be in a relationship : 누군가를 사귀다 /
Tommy's computer protocol was second only to his phone antics. In fact, Tommy may have been the first person to have the Tiger Woods texting plan - even on our dates. And it wasn't as though his texts were work-related. The only "jobs" he was texting about were blow, hand and rim.
Tommy's computer protocol was second only to his phone antics . In fact , Tommy may have been the first person to have the Tiger Woods texting plan - even on our dates . And it wasn't as though his texts were work-related . The only "jobs" he was texting about were blow, hand and rim .
- may have + p.p : (과거의 긍정적인 추측) ~였던 것 같다 / as though : 마치 ~인 것 같은 / about 전치사의 목적어인 the only "jobs"가 주어로 도치됨
- antics : 괴상한 행동 / blow, hand and rim : 섹스
Texting on a date, much like exposing your genitals, is inappropriate unless it's a blind date, and by "blind date" I mean the other person is blind. If you're so bored on a date that you find yourself texting, buy yourself a TV dinner and masturbate. I'm not saying you can't peek at your phone to see if someone hotter wants a shot at you, but typing away like a coked-out Lindsay Lohan is just plain rude. The only way your fingers should be working that hard on a date is if your hands are under the table and up my skirt.
Texting on a date, much like exposing your genitals , is inappropriate unless it's a blind date , and by "blind date" I mean the other person is blind . If you're so bored on a date that you find yourself texting , buy yourself a TV dinner and masturbate. I'm not saying you can't peek at your phone to see if someone hotter wants a shot at you , but typing away like a coked-out Lindsay Lohan is just plain rude. The only way your fingers should be working that hard on a date is if your hands are under the table and up my skirt .
- so bored that 절 : 너무 지루해서 ~하다 / the only way (that) your fingers should be working ..... is if 구문
- genitals : 성기 / blind date : 서로 모르는 남녀의 데이트, 소개팅 / a TV dinner : 텔레비전을 보면서 간단히 먹는 식사 / masturbate : 자위하다 / want a shot at : ~와 섹스를 원하다 / type away : 전적으로 메시지를 입력하다 / coked-out : 코카인(마약)에 취한 /
I know what you're wondering: Did I marry Bill and live a technology-free life as though we were Amish? No. Bill wasn't just technologically retarded; he was also socially retarded. You'd think a guy without the electronic accoutrements of life would have developed interpersonal skills. But alas, Bill had as many friends in real life as he had on the World Wide Web - none. And he had a personality to match.
I know what you're wondering : Did I marry Bill and live a technology-free life as though we were Amish ? No . Bill wasn't just technologically retarded ; he was also socially retarded . You'd think a guy without the electronic accoutrements of life would have developed interpersonal skills . But alas , Bill had as many friends in real life as he had on the World Wide Web - none . And he had a personality to match .
- as many B as A : A만큼 많은 B인
- Amish : 아미쉬파(현대 기술문명을 거부하고 소박한 농경생활을 하는 미국의 한 종교 집단) / retarded : 발달 능력이 떨어진 / accoutrement : 장비
In the end, I wound up with a guy who had a computer and a cell phone but who gave me his passwords on our third date. Take your diamonds and flowers and stick them up your twats, bitches. The password is the gift that keeps on giving. And I don't have to live in a tepee.
In the end , I wound up with a guy who had a computer and a cell phone but who gave me his passwords on our third date. Take your diamonds and flowers and stick them up your twats, bitches . The password is the gift that keeps on giving . And I don't have to live in a tepee .
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- wind up with : ~와 헤어지다 / stick up : ~을 내밀다(주다) / twats : (섹스 상대의) 여자 / bitch : (속어 못마땅함) (개 같은) 년 / tepee : (과거 북미 원주민들의) 원뿔형 천막
Eros
The first time I ever got really turned on giving a blow job I was 22, on a date with a man I barely knew but liked a lot. It was night, in a parking lot after a Bad Brains show, and he leaned against the hood of my car while I got on my knees. We could have been strangers - we almost were - and somehow the darkness, the anonymity of the situation liberated me from worrying about doing something wrong or feeling self-conscious. I allowed myself to sink deep into the fantasy of what it must feel like for him - the pressure, the warmth, the wetness. All of a sudden the only thing in the world was that cock and my connection to it.
Eros
The first time I ever got really turned on giving a blow job I was 22 , on a date with a man I barely knew but liked a lot . It was night, in a parking lot after a Bad Brains show , and he leaned against the hood of my car while I got on my knees . We could have been strangers - we almost were - and somehow the darkness, the anonymity of the situation liberated me from worrying about doing something wrong or feeling self-conscious . I allowed myself to sink deep into the fantasy of what it must feel like for him - the pressure, the warmth, the wetness . All of a sudden the only thing in the world was that cock and my connection to it .
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- blow job : 구강섹스 / turn on : ~에 흥미를 끌다 / barely : 거의 ~아니게[없이]
Before that night I had been wary of the blow job, thought of it as something you "gave" someone, like a gift. Or, occasionally, as something that had to be done as a duty. It was just that I was unsure of cock when I got up close to one; it contained unreadable male mysteries. I might hurt it or maybe just do nothing right. Maybe I looked ridiculous. I didn't really know what parts of it wanted to be touched, or how. It seemed to be its own creature, almost uncannily separate from the man who owned it. Perhaps simpleminded but authoritarian and judgemental.
Before that night I had been wary of the blow job , thought of it as something you "gave" someone, like a gift . Or , occasionally, as something that had to be done as a duty . It was just that I was unsure of cock when I got up close to one ; it contained unreadable male mysteries . I might hurt it or maybe just do nothing right . Maybe I looked ridiculous . I didn't really know what parts of it wanted to be touched, or how . It seemed to be its own creature , almost uncannily separate from the man who owned it . Perhaps simpleminded but authoritarian and judgemental .
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- wary of : 경계하는 / get up 일으켜 세우다 / close to : 아주 가까이 / uncannily : 초자연적으로, 신비적으로 /
Many of my friends, or at least the ones who talked about fellatio, often described it as something distasteful or as a reward to bestow or even a means of controlling a man. My friends talked about feeling uncomfortable, being alone with a part of your boyfriend that was him but was not him. I understood; there could be something lonely about the act, something that made you feel disconnected from your partner. It was easy to imagine you were just an appendage to masturbation.
Many of my friends, or at least the ones who talked about fellatio , often described it as something distasteful or as a reward to bestow or even a means of controlling a man . My friends talked about feeling uncomfortable , being alone with a part of your boyfriend that was him but was not him . I understood ; there could be something lonely about the act , something that made you feel disconnected from your partner . It was easy to imagine you were just an appendage to masturbation.
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- fellatio : 구강성교
But starting that night in the parking lot I began to understand the profound, dirty pleasure of giving blow jobs. It isn't just that I discovered how much I like being in control, how much I like giving the kind of pleasure that makes someone helpless and how intoxicating it is to be on the receiving end of hurricane-levels of desire. But, that night, it was also the revelation of the particular male smell you get up close with a cock and balls that turned me on in ways that are almost beyond description. It was like being inside sex.
But starting that night in the parking lot I began to understand the profound, dirty pleasure of giving blow jobs . It isn't just that I discovered how much I like being in control , how much I like giving the kind of pleasure that makes someone helpless and how intoxicating it is to be on the receiving end of hurricane-levels of desire . But, that night , it was also the revelation of the particular male smell you get up close with a cock and balls that turned me on in ways that are almost beyond description . It was like being inside sex .
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- profound : 심오한 / it isn't just that : ~만은 아니다 / intoxicating : 도취시키는 / revelation : 뜻밖의 발견 / beyond description : 형용할 수 없는
Plato said that human beings can only truly access the Divine through sexual ecstasy, Eros. This has always made so much sense to me. When else are humans as rapt by feeling as when they come and when they touch God? That feeling of connection to the universal, the feeling of having exited my own body as I orgasm is nothing other than touching the infinite.
Plato said that human beings can only truly access the Divine through sexual ecstasy, Eros . This has always made so much sense to me. When else are humans as rapt by feeling as when they come and when they touch God ? That feeling of connection to the universal , the feeling of having exited my own body as I orgasm is nothing other than touching the infinite.
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- rapt : rap의 p.p, 황홀하게 하다 / nothing other than = nothing but = only
Yet I have never been able to get close to that Platonic, out-of-my-mind kind of sexual ecstasy unless I can satisfy a primal hunger: Whether in fantasy or reality, I need a connection to another equally raunchy human being. It has always been the case with me, since I was a teenager, that I have to see someone else's horniness in order to feel horny. What I happily realized on my knees in the parking lot is that an erect cock in my face is among the most blatant ways of experiencing the realness of someone else's desire I'd ever encountered. And every time, it spurs a response in me, hot and dark as if I am doing something transgressive in the best possible way.
Yet I have never been able to get close to that Platonic, out-of-my-mind kind of sexual ecstasy unless I can satisfy a primal hunger: Whether in fantasy or reality , I need a connection to another equally raunchy human being . It has always been the case with me, since I was a teenager , that I have to see someone else's horniness in order to feel horny . What I happily realized on my knees in the parking lot is that an erect cock in my face is among the most blatant ways of experiencing the realness of someone else's desire I'd ever encountered . And every time , it spurs a response in me , hot and dark as if I am doing something transgressive in the best possible way .
- the case that I have to see .... : the case는 that절의 동격
- platonic : (육체관계를 하지 않은) 정신적인 사랑의, 플라토닉한 / raunchy : 음란한 / spur : 자극하다 / as if : 마치 ~인 것 처럼
But then there was the time I blew a friend of mine, when I discovered yet a new, more intense level of pleasure waiting for me in the blow job. My friend and I had known each other for years but had never been sexual until one night we wound up drunk, naked in his bed, mumbling about what a bad idea it was. All the awkwardness of being with a new person was made excruciating by the self-consciousness that I really knew this man - his quirks and peeves - the girls he found attractive, the complex relationship he had with his family and his career. But then a supple communication started between me and his penis as I began to suck, a communication beyond words and much deeper than any we had ever had before.
But then there was the time I blew a friend of mine, when I discovered yet a new, more intense level of pleasure waiting for me in the blow job . My friend and I had known each other for years but had never been sexual until one night we wound up drunk , naked in his bed , mumbling about what a bad idea it was . All the awkwardness of being with a new person was made excruciating by the self-consciousness that I really knew this man - his quirks and peeves - the girls he found attractive , the complex relationship he had with his family and his career . But then a supple communication started between me and his penis as I began to suck , a communication beyond words and much deeper than any we had ever had before.
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- intense : 격렬한 / mumble : 중얼거리다 / excruciating : 몹시 괴로운 / quirk : 변덕 / peeve : 짜증 / supple : 나긋나긋한, 비위를 맞추는
His cock felt so sexy in my mouth, hard and hot and aching with desire. But I could also feel how much of this man was being revealed to me: his sexuality, his vulnerability, his musky smell.
His cock felt so sexy in my mouth, hard and hot and aching with desire . But I could also feel how much of this man was being revealed to me: his sexuality, his vulnerability, his musky smell .
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- vulnerability : 연약함 / musky : 사향 냄새가 나는
Soon the connection started to feel like a merging, as though I was experiencing that blow job too. It felt crazy, off-the-charts raunchy, to fantasize that I was not only giving head but getting it. All of a sudden I was overwhelmed by pure animal pleasure. I was so turned on that I came.
Soon the connection started to feel like a merging , as though I was experiencing that blow job too . It felt crazy , off-the-charts raunchy , to fantasize that I was not only giving head but getting it . All of a sudden I was overwhelmed by pure animal pleasure. I was so turned on that I came .
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- off-the-charts raunchy : 틀에서 벗어난 음탕한
Since that night's discovery I always revel in the double fantasy of giving and receiving. And I honor the wisdom of the old Greek philosophers who pointed out that although the Divine is inscrutable, it is easy to find while sucking on a dick.
Since that night's discovery I always revel in the double fantasy of giving and receiving . And I honor the wisdom of the old Greek philosophers who pointed out that although the Divine is inscrutable , it is easy to find while sucking on a dick .
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- the Divine : 신, 창조주 / inscrutable : 헤아릴 수 없는
Playboy Advisor-1
My father cheated, my friends cheat, and I am ashamed to say I have cheated. I do not want to cheat anymore. Is there a medical procedure to curb my appetites? Would having a testicle removed do anything? - D.S., Sand Diego, California.
My father cheated, my friends cheat, and I am ashamed to say I have cheated . I do not want to cheat anymore . Is there a medical procedure to curb my appetites? Would having a testicle removed do anything? - D.S., Sand Diego, California .
- I have cheated : (현재완료 계속) 속이는 일을 계속하고 있다 / have + 목적어(사물) + p.p : 목적어(사물) ~되어지게 하다
- be ashamed to ~을 부끄럽게 여기다 / curb : 자제하다 / testicle : 고환
Don't remove anything. Research suggests genetics plays a role in men cheating, but it's nothing a concept known as free will can't overcome. In 2008 scientists at the Karolineska Institute in Stockholm found men with one or two copies of a specific gene variant, or allele, had up to twice the disk of experiencing marital dysfunction, including a recent threat of divorce, compared with men carrying no copies.
Don't remove anything . Research suggests genetics plays a role in men cheating , but it's nothing a concept known as free will can't overcome. In 2008 scientists at the Karolineska Institute in Stockholm found men with one or two copies of a specific gene variant, or allele, had up to twice the disk of experiencing marital dysfunction , including a recent threat of divorce, compared with men carrying no copies .
- but it's nothing (that) a concept [known as free] will : that이 생략된 구문임
- play a role : 역할을 하다 / variant : 변형 / allele : (생물) 대립 형질[유전자] / dysfunction : 기능장애 / disk : 원반 조직
However, about 15 percent of that group of naturally devoted husbands also reported discord, so environmental factors such as religious beliefs and family background certainly play a role. But let's say the research leads to a pill or shot to suppress the adultery instinct. As the novelist Walter Kirn has observed, "The problem with a drug that makes us be good is that being good, when it comes naturally, isn't that big an achievement, morally speaking."
However, about 15 percent of that group of naturally devoted husbands also reported discord , so environmental factors such as religious beliefs and family background certainly play a role . But let's say the research leads to a pill or shot to suppress the adultery instinct. As the novelist Walter Kirn has observed , " The problem with a drug that makes us be good is that being good, when it comes naturally, isn't that big an achievement, morally speaking ."
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- let's say : 예를 들면
In other words, no one admires a eunuch for his self-control. Further, Kirn predicts men, "most in need of a monogamy injection would be the least inclined to have one," and that women could "lock down" partners by insisting on an injection before they agree to sex. Even if you could take a pill, he notes, you'd still feel bad - men feel regret when we stray but also when we don't because of all the other women we could be having sex with but aren't.
In other words , no one admires a eunuch for his self-control . Further , Kirn predicts men, "most in need of a monogamy injection would be the least inclined to have one ," and that women could "lock down" partners by insisting on an injection before they agree to sex . Even if you could take a pill , he notes, you'd still feel bad - men feel regret when we stray but also when we don't because of all the other women we could be having sex with but aren't .
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Playboy Advisor-2
Last year I didn't serve champagne at our New Year's Eve party because some nitwit who will go unnamed forgot to put it in the refrigerator to chill. We discovered this at 11:30 P.M. I'll be more vigilant this year, but could anything have been done? - J.M., Portland, Oregon.
Last year I didn't serve champagne at our New Year's Eve party because some nitwit who will go unnamed forgot to put it in the refrigerator to chill. We discovered this at 11:30 P.M . I'll be more vigilant this year , but could anything have been done? - J.M., Portland, Oregon.
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- go unnamed 이름을 밝히지 않다 / nitwit 멍청이 / vigilant 바짝 경계하는 / chill (음식을[이]) 차게 식히다[식다], ~을 오싹하게 만들다
Yes. Place the bottle in an ice bucket or plastic container. Add a layer of ice to the bottom and sprinkle in a few tablespoons of salt. Layer ice and salt until you reach the neck, then add water until it too reaches the neck. Because saltwater freezes a too much lower temperature than freshwater, the bottle should chill in about 10 minutes. This isn't ideal, however, as some feel that "rapid chill" can affect flavor; if you can, allow for 30 to 45 minutes to chill a bottle in ice water. We can also report that French scientists last year calculated the optimal way to pour champagne to preserve the most bubbles. Writing in the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry, researchers found that pouring the bubbly down the side of an angled glass (the beer-like way of serving) preserved as many as twice the bubbles as pouring it straight into the glass. They also found the warmer the champagne, the more bubbles are lost during the pour. Ideally, they concluded, champagne should be chilled to 39 degrees Fahrenheit.
Yes. Place the bottle in an ice bucket or plastic container . Add a layer of ice to the bottom and sprinkle in a few tablespoons of salt. Layer ice and salt until you reach the neck , then add water until it too reaches the neck . Because saltwater freezes a too much lower temperature than freshwater , the bottle should chill in about 10 minutes . This isn't ideal , however, as some feel that "rapid chill" can affect flavor ; if you can, allow for 30 to 45 minutes to chill a bottle in ice water. We can also report that French scientists last year calculated the optimal way to pour champagne to preserve the most bubbles. Writing in the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry , researchers found that pouring the bubbly down the side of an angled glass (the beer-like way of serving) preserved as many as twice the bubbles as pouring it straight into the glass. They also found the warmer the champagne , the more bubbles are lost during the pour . Ideally, they concluded , champagne should be chilled to 39 degrees Fahrenheit .
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I enjoy nothing more than watching a beautiful woman when she's sound asleep. Actually, what I enjoy more is fondling a woman while she's asleep. The thrill of her lying unconscious with my hands all over her is incredible. This can't be normal. Is there a name for this desire? - M.R., Acworth, Georgia.
I enjoy nothing more than watching a beautiful woman when she's sound asleep . Actually, what I enjoy more is fondling a woman while she's asleep. The thrill of her lying unconscious with my hands all over her is incredible . This can't be normal . Is there a name for this desire ? - M.R., Acworth, Georgia.
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- sound sleep 단잠 / fondle 애무하다, 소중히 여기다
It's known as somnophilia, sleepy-sex or sleeping princess syndrome. Your interest is unusual, as a woman's erotic feedback accounts for as much as 99 percent of a typical guy's arousal. Most men who grope a sleeping girlfriend or wife do so with the idea she might wake up horny; depending on the hour, this response occurs far less often than anticipated. Somnophila is abnormal (and immoral and illegal) only if your partner is actually unconscious rather than playing along. Some somnophilia sites focus on particular scenarios: Sleeping Tushy provides videos of anilingus performed on nonresponsive actors, another site features videos that appear to have been shot in the dark, and another is devoted to men simply carrying limp women, a la Creature From the Black Lagoon.
It's known as somnophilia, sleepy-sex or sleeping princess syndrome . Your interest is unusual , as a woman's erotic feedback accounts for as much as 99 percent of a typical guy's arousal . Most men who grope a sleeping girlfriend or wife do so with the idea she might wake up horny; depending on the hour , this response occurs far less often than anticipated. Somnophila is abnormal (and immoral and illegal) only if your partner is actually unconscious rather than playing along . Some somnophilia sites focus on particular scenarios : Sleeping Tushy provides videos of anilingus performed on nonresponsive actors, another site features videos that appear to have been shot in the dark , and another is devoted to men simply carrying limp women, a la Creature From the Black Lagoon .
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- somnophilia 수면 성적 도착, 이상 성욕 / horny (성적으로) 매력이 있는, 육감적인 / anilingus (성적 흥분을 위한) 항문을 입으로 자극하기 / feature 특별히 포함하다 / limp 축 처진, 절뚝거리다
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My wife and I have been trying to have anal intercourse for a few years, without success. We always use lots of lube. We start with rubbing and touching and more to inserting a finger and small toys. My wife enjoys all this. However, when we try to advance to larger toys she feels discomfort, and it takes a long time before she is willing to try again. Is there anything we can use to desensitize the anus? - S.D., Tucson, Arizona
My wife and I have been trying to have anal intercourse for a few years, without success . We always use lots of lube . We start with rubbing and touching and more to inserting a finger and small toys . My wife enjoys all this . However, when we try to advance to larger toys she feels discomfort , and it takes a long time before she is willing to try again . Is there anything we can use to desensitize the anus? - S.D., Tucson, Arizona
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- anal intercourse 항문 성교 / desensitize (특히 문제 등에) 둔감하게 만들다
That's the last thing you want to do. "Numbing creams and lotions not only keep you from feeling preasure, they can mask pain that could be a sing of problems," warns Tristan Taormino, author of The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women. You are pursuing the right strategy here, taking it slow from finger to toy, but Taormino suggests spending more time with smaller toys, using lubes designed for anal play (she recommends Astrolide gel) and continuing to be patient. If your goal is to have anal intercourse, the toys don't have to be that large (no offense). It also sounds as though your wife may need more massaging and foreplay - the more relaxed and turned on a woman is, the easier penetration will be. Finally, we suggest she play with your ass, including penetrating it, which will give you a better feel (literally) for speed and limits when you're in the driver's seat.
That's the last thing you want to do . " Numbing creams and lotions not only keep you from feeling preasure , they can mask pain that could be a sing of problems ," warns Tristan Taormino, author of The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women . You are pursuing the right strategy here, taking it slow from finger to toy, but Taormino suggests spending more time with smaller toys, using lubes designed for anal play (she recommends Astrolide gel) and continuing to be patient. If your goal is to have anal intercourse, the toys don't have to be that large (no offense). It also sounds as though your wife may need more massaging and foreplay - the more relaxed and turned on a woman is, the easier penetration will be. Finally, we suggest she play with your ass, including penetrating it, which will give you a better feel (literally) for speed and limits when you're in the driver's seat.
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In October a reader said his girlfriend had started to "lovingly" grab his crotch through his clothes. I have a similar problem: My girlfriend stares at other men's crotches. I confronted her, but she acted dumbfounded. She works in a place where all the guys were dress pants. I know from experience that if you look at a man's crotch when he's in slacks you can sometimes see the outline of his penis, including the head and how long it hangs. Is this normal behavior for women? - M.T., Macon, Georgia
In October a reader said his girlfriend had started to "lovingly" grab his crotch through his clothes. I have a similar problem: My girlfriend stares at other men's crotches. I confronted her, but she acted dumbfounded. She works in a place where all the guys were dress pants. I know from experience that if you look at a man's crotch when he's in slacks you can sometimes see the outline of his penis, including the head and how long it hangs. Is this normal behavior for women? - M.T., Macon, Georgia
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While we find ti hard to believe your girlfriend is transfixed by other men's genitals, if she looks in a certain direction below a horizontal plane and a man in tight slacks happens to be standing there, what is her crime? Curiosity? Lust? Looking is not touching, sucking or fucking. We suggest your get over this fast before she realizes you're the jealous type. You may also consider the effect of cleavage and camel toes that wander into your field of vision. Should she be worried about that?
While we find ti hard to believe your girlfriend is transfixed by other men's genitals, if she looks in a certain direction below a horizontal plane and a man in tight slacks happens to be standing there, what is her crime? Curiosity? Lust? Looking is not touching, sucking or fucking. We suggest your get over this fast before she realizes you're the jealous type. You may also consider the effect of cleavage and camel toes that wander into your field of vision. Should she be worried about that?
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Can you wear socks with sandals? - L.S., Camarillo, California
Can you wear socks with sandals? - L.S., Camarillo, California
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If you need socks, wear shoes. Nevertheless, we are seeing more of this suspect combination, and even the ancient Romans appear to have worn the two together, based on fibers embedded in the nail of a 2,000-year-old sandal discovered last year by British archaeologists. There may not be a connection, but the Roman empire is no longer around.
If you need socks, wear shoes. Nevertheless, we are seeing more of this suspect combination, and even the ancient Romans appear to have worn the two together, based on fibers embedded in the nail of a 2,000-year-old sandal discovered last year by British archaeologists. There may not be a connection, but the Roman empire is no longer around.
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Playboy TV
It's Couple Time
Two is almost always better than one - particularly in matters of sex - which is why Playboy TV is introducing "TV for 2" couples programming this month. Whether you are looking for spicy reality TV, candid sex advice or provocative story lines, this brand-new block of shows is guaranteed to turn up the heat and he intimacy on your date night. Enjoy reality programs such as Brooklyn Kinda Love (pictured, premieres Saturday, January 15 at 10 P.M. ET), which follows couples inside and outside the bedroom as they live their lives in New York City, and Swing (premieres Friday, February 11), on which monogamous couples get a first-time two-day pass to "the Lifestyle." Or learn some new tricks and erotic moves from Playboy's Sex-treme Makeover. Enjoy these new programs with your wife, your girlfriend or that sexy neighbor you've been texting for months - because it's always more fun to watch Playboy TV when you have someone to keep you company. Visit playboytv.com for more information.