김정은의 놀라운 머리 스타일이 주는 많은 질문거리

Kim Jong Un has an amazing new haircut. We have many, many questions.

김정은의 놀라운 머리 스타일이 주는 많은 질문거리

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North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un debuted a new haircut — and a new ... eyebrowcut? — at a politburo meeting on Wednesday. The style is a variation on Kim's signature shaved sides, but with the top now sculpted into a high, wedge-shaped pompadour that sits atop Kim's head like a hat, or perhaps a small, dormant woodland creature. The North Korean despot accessorized his new look with partially-shaven eyebrows that now stop just above his pupils.

북한의 최고 지도자 김정은은 새로운 헤어스타일로 등장했다 - 그리고 새로운 건 눈썹도 가른 것인가? - 지난 수요일 정치국 회에서 모습을 드러냈다. 이 스타일은 옆쪽을 자른 그의 특유의 모양이지만, 마치 모자를 쓴 듯 머리 위쪽을 높고 V자형태의 올백을 밀어 올렸고, 또는 작고 동면하는 숲 속의 동물같은 다양함을 준다. 북한의 독재자는 그의 눈동자 바로 위쪽에서 멈춘 부분적으로 면도한 눈썹의 새로운 모습의 액세서리를 달았다.

This new haircut raises a number of important questions for anyone who follows North Korean politics. For instance:

이 새로운 해어스타일은 북한의 정책을 추적하는 사람들에게 많은 중요한 질문을 불러 일으킴니다. 예를 들면:

1. What instructions did Kim Jong Un give his barber that resulted in this style?
2. 김정은은 자신의 이발사에게 이런 스타일의 결과를 낳기 위해서 어떠한 명령을 내렸을까?
3. Was it, "Hey, you know trapezoids?"
4. 이봐, "자네는 사다리꼴을 알고 있다는 것인가?"
5. Or perhaps, "You know my main priority is to ensure that my ears do not feel crowded, let's work on a 'do that really lets the old face-handles breathe"?
6. 아니면 아마도, "나의 가장 우선적인 것은 내 귀가 덮혀지는 느낌을 갖지 않토록 하는 것이지, 그 늙은 얼굴 손잡이가 숨쉬도록 작업을 해보지그래?"
7. Kim Jong Un famously adopted his shaved-sided, center-parted haircut as a way to signal connection with his grandfather and the country's founding leader, Kim Il Sung. Now the sides are still shaved, but the center part is GONE. What does it mean?
8. 김정은은 유명하게도 그의 면도한 양쪽과 중심을 탄 헤어스타일을 그의 할아버지이자 북한의 건국 지도자인 김일성과 연결 신호의 방식으로 채택하였다. 지금 머리 양편은 여전히 면도를 했지만, 중심은 사라지고 없다. 이것이 의미하는 바는?

1. Could it be that the the new style conveys an intent to embrace the legacy of his father Kim Jong Il, who also often sported a uniform crest of hair unbroken by any parting?
2. Or is it intended to signify that North Korea, like Kim Jong Un's hair, is reaching new heights and cannot be stopped by gravity or any other natural force?
3. Does his haircut sail majestically ever-upwards, unlike the North Korean Unha rocket that failed spectacularly after launch in 2012, breaking up over the Sea of Japan?
4. Could Kim Jong Un's new haircut carry a warhead?
5. Could Kim Jong Un's new haircut target Seoul?
6. Will the haircut affect the possible resumption of the six-party talks on the future of North Korea's nuclear weapons program?
7. Given the haircut's obvious strength, would it be prudent to consider it a potential party to the talks in its own right?
8. Will the parties to the multilateral negotiations now be North Korea, South Korea, Japan, China, Russia, the United States, and Kim Jong Un's haircut?
9. Is Kim Jong Un's haircut willing to negotiate in good faith?
10. What are the haircut's demands?
11. Is the haircut committed to to North Korea's Juche communist ideology, or is it a pragmatist?
12. Would the haircut ever defect?
13. What if, hypothetically, the haircut were offered access to a tourmaline-coated ceramic straightening iron and residence in the western city of its choice?
14. How about some argan oil as a deal sweetener?
15. Doesn't the haircut realize that it's so much more than just an appendage to Kim Jong Un?
16. Why can't the haircut just believe in its own potential for once?
17. Doesn't the haircut want to be a star?
18. Hasn't the haircut ever heard the maxim "fall down seven times, stand up eight?"
19. What does the haircut mean, "of course you'd quote a Japanese proverb"?
20. Why would the haircut think that was meant to be a reference to Japanese occupation of the Korean peninsula?
21. Why is the haircut suddenly so angry?
22. Oh god what is the haircut doing?
23. Is anyone else seeing this?
24. Oh no is that —?
25. Help?